Vagina POP by Christopher. Maybe I shouldn't put my name on it, it's a bit embarassing.

LO-FI TRASH

HE & SHE DON'T HAVE A CLUE 7/21/04
One take, shitty microphone, this is the very first recording I have made. With time I'll be able to play guitar and sing at the same time, but I am just not that gifted.

DUSTIN HAS A SON/BOYFRIENDS MEDLEY 7/22/04
Last night after dinner, I had the notion to tell the world about Dustin's son. This obviously took 2 minutes to write the words and the music is completely aimless strumming. I then didn't hit stop on the recording and went onto doing some on-the-spot silly ditties. Thus the title, 'BOYFRIENDS MEDLEY'.

FRIDAY EVENINGS SPENT ALONE 7/23/04
This is exactly what the title says it is.

I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU (MAYBE ONCE OR TWICE) 7/29/04
Simplicity is my middle name. My skill level in music is very minimal & it shows. Oh well, this is just a time-filler. It's not like I am taking myself seriously.

THE HOPELESS BOY'S LOSS FOR THE HOPEFUL GIRL 8/3/04
This is my newly inherited 1917 Gibson Acoustic. Which deserves better hands than mine, to touch it.

YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN ME 8/24/04
I actually like this one! I told myself that I wasn't going to record 'til I purchased a couple of 'real' microphones, but I lied. The guitar is so jangly & drowns-out my vocals, it's just a song about girls.

YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD 11/27/04
Yay, my first and hopefully last Christmas song I ever write.